Hello and welcome to the final entry of "Jen's Big Hike," my
documentation of my attempt to hike 1700 miles on the Pacific Crest
Trail. In the end, I only did 1400 miles, but those missing 300 miles
of trail were officially closed by forest fires, so I'm not taking it
too hard. I'm writing from San Francisco, where I'm setting up my new
apartment and getting ready to start work. Things have changed FAST.
I wasn't totally sure of the best way to
close out this experience. I'm not ready to make profound declarations
about how walking all-day, every-day for months changed me. These
things are true: I like to go outside every day. I like to feel
confident that I can get somewhere, relying on my own feet. I like to
carry the things I need on my back. But I think those things have
always been true. The things that have changed? I know more about what
I can endure. I know how I handle physical stress, and the things my
body needs to keep going (packet of a gu and a podcast works every
time). I'm more attuned to my energy levels and how the things I put in
my body impact them. I'm familiar with a lot of the mental pathways
my brain takes, particularly when there's not a plethora of new stimuli around. And I
recognize the creature comforts that I miss the most: connectivity to
friends and family, the New York Times, and smoothies.
Lists have long helped me to organize my thoughts, and as such, I'm going to try to sum up the experience in a series of lists. Some might be silly. And a lot are going to be about food. Food consumed a lot of my thoughts over the last few months. Still does, frankly.
Gear MVPs
1. Marmot DriClime Windshirt. Lightweight and warm, great for hiking and great for camp. Heck, it's great for San Francisco.
2. Buff. It's a hat/headband/scarf/rag/ anything piece of cloth! Amazing for
keeping my hair out of my face and keeping my head warm.
3. JetBoil Stove. Boils water in like 4 seconds.
4. Osprey Exos Packs - they're light, they hold all of our gear, and they are super comfortable. I'd wear mine to work if I could get away with it.
5. Sleeping pad (Jen) and trekking poles (Justin). Tie for the #5 spot. I voted for the RidegeRest sleeping pad, because it is so simple and durable. I've had mine since 2001, and it's still going strong. Great if you want to have lunch but the ground is super dusty or rocky. Great if you want to do a little yoga. Great if you want to sleep but everything is wet. Basically, it creates a little island of civilization wherever you unfurl it. Justin likes the poles because they took a lot of the weight off his knees, especially going down hills.
Best Gu Flavors
1. Salted Caramel
2. Vanilla
3. Mandarin Orange
Honorable Mention: Cliff Shot Razz
Best Ramen
1. Berkeley Bowl Tom Yam
2. Nothing else came close and we had deep regrets that we only discovered the Tom Yam in the last resupply, especially given the quantity of ramen we consumed over the previous four months.
Favorite Bakeries
1. Stehekin Bakery, in the North Cascades (MVP: orange twist)
2. Schat's Bakery, located in the Eastern Sierra in both Mammoth and Bishop (MVP: old fashioned donut)
Best Trail Towns
1. Bishop, CA - all around great town! Big enough to have all the resupply needs (grocery store, gear shop, pharmacy), small enough to be walkable, touristy enough to be charming (great coffee and lunch spots), remote enough to have a real community of locals. Bishop? I love Bishop. Great town.
2. Skykomish, WA. So, there's really nothing here: gas station, deli, hotel, post office, one restaurant. But charming as anything! Train runs right through town, and it's got that old west, big sky feeling. Skykomish sadly loses points because its one restaurant was unable to feed me anything vegetarian, even when I suggested such perennial vegetarian classics as a cheese sandwich.
3. Stehekin, WA. Not technically much of a town. But the deliciousness of its bakery makes up for any shortcomings.
4. Belden, CA. So, to be clear, we don't actually recommend this town. But it gets points for being the kookiest, weirdest place we stopped on the trail. We hiked right through a music festival with thumping bass and naked people. What??
Best Resupply Stop
1. Kennedy Meadows. Not really a town - just a general store with a big front porch. But this is where we hung out for a few days, waiting for The Blister to heal and buying time before we met up with Matthew. The grill serves pretty epic food for being in an extremely remote location (veggie burgers with homemade bbq sauce and grilled pineapple, heck yes). Excellent place to take a bunch of zeroes. I would take my honeymoon here.
Favorite Trail Beverages
1. "The Milkshake" - Zuko powder from Chile (I took the Patagonia Venture leftovers), chia seeds, and a pinch of salt. You'll be real hydrated, real fast.
2. The lava field water source in Southern Washington. Only water we didn't filter all summer. That water was beautiful.
3. Hot chocolate with whiskey, particularly Fireball. "It really opens up the flavors and adds to the complexity." Yes, that is what Justin said about adding Fireball to Swiss Miss. The man is fancy.
Best Campfire
1. The first night it was really rainy in Washington and there were already five people in the campsite we'd picked out: bummer. But then they got a fire started so we could dry off everything and made us hot apple cider. Turns out it was the opposite of a bummer!
2. The one that was questionably legal in the High Sierra (no fires above 10,000 feet, and we were probably at 10,100 feet) but that got rid of all the mosquitoes.
3. The big one Justin made on the Cedar Creek side trail after our 30 mile day, where I burned the socks that had huge holes in them.
Total Camp Shoes
1. Jazzy flip flops purchased in Mojave and hiker boxed in Kennedy Meadows
2. Mens camo crocs found in the hiker box in Kennedy Meadows, lost to the San Joaquin River in an ill-fated attempt to find some hot springs
3. Very uncomfortable slippers from Rite Aid in Mammoth, ditched them in Tahoe
4. Blue crocs (actual brand name: "Aaaah Comfort"), purchased in Tahoe, abandoned in Portland after a very unfortunate stepping-in-poop incident.
My friend Jay, who has hiked both the PCT and the AT, told me to "get used to walking through things for long periods of time." Here are some things Justin and I walked through for long periods that we didn't really enjoy:
1. Windmill farms. Seems cool at the outset, by day 3 they have lost any charm or intrigue they once had.
2. Burn areas. No shade or views for hours.
3. Blown down trees. When your feet are killing you and your muscles are exhausted, the last thing you want is for the trail to turn into an obstacle course.
4. Overgrown trail. Wet bushes, prickly bushes, bushes that might be hiding a bear... in short, bushes that consume the trail = bad.
5. Rain. Nobody likes walking through rain.
6. Boulder fields. OW my feet!
Best all around experience on the trail
1. Donner Ski Ranch (see Breakfast Sandwich's post from mid-August)
Songs that we never skip, no matter what:
1. Cowboy Take Me Away (Dixie Chicks)
2. Wagon Wheel (Old Crow Medicine Show)
3. Take Me Home, Country Roads (John Denver, only song whose lyrics I know in entirety)
4. Timber (Ke$ha. The harmoica really just makes it)
5. 99 Problems (Jay-Z, the beat of this song was perfect for my walking cadence)
Best Campsites
1. Evolution Lake after Muir Pass in the High Sierra, where you can see the sun sink deep into the next valley
2. Cool rocky cavern between Kennedy Meadows and Horseshoe Meadows. It felt like a house!
3. High altitude camp by Selden Pass: got to hang out with tons of marmots the next morning!
4. Front country campsite where we stayed with Breakfast Sandwich. Despite our earnest efforts, we could not figure out how to pay for the site or for the firewood we used. Thanks, California State Park system!
Gear Unsung Heroes
1. Trowel. I don't believe I need to elaborate.
2. Garbage bags: I had one from a picnic at Wharton, Justin had one from Alaska Airlines. These humble trash bags kept us and our packs dry under numerous circumstances.
3. Sewing kit from my father. Used the scissors to trim Justin's mustache and the needle and thread to lance and stitch blisters, patch shoes, and repair rain pants.
4. Loksak brand dry bags, aka "valuables bags." Far sturdier than a ziplock bag, but virtually the same weight. These bags kept iphones, kindles, wallets, maps, and anything else of value dry. We each used one bag through the whole season, and they're still going strong (mine now holds pens on a bookshelf).
5. Jackery mobile battery charger. Kept our phones charged all summer long!
Books I read on the trail and their one-sentence reviews
1. One Bullet Away: The Making of a Marine Officer. Highly recommend!
2. A Visit from the Good Squad. Compelling, but a little disjointed.
3. Two Lifestyles, One Lifetime. The memoir of my favorite yoga instructor, Les Leventhal. I had no idea he used to be a meth-addicted porn star. But now I know all about it.
4. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings. A must-read.
5. The Donner Party: The Tragic Story of the Wild West's Most Notorious Journey. Only recommended if you are going over Donner Pass and are curious.
6. Lone Wolf. I recommend this only if you are a teenaged wolf enthusiast (Breakfast Sandwich, that means you).
7. Behind the Beautiful Forevers. My favorite book of the summer
8. Unorthodox. Interesting memoir of a girl who grew up in - and ultimately ran from - an Hasidic community in Brooklyn.
9. The Goldfinch. I found this book to be a real page-turner, but ultimately disappointing. Get it together, Theo.
10. Bossypants. The best part is when Tina Fey details her decision to play Sarah Palin on SNL. Such fond memories of 2008.
11. The Trail Life: How I Loved It, Hated It, and Learned From It. Memoir of some PCT hikers. Fun to read about others' experience on the same trail, though stressful when they talked about conquering the Sierra in 8 days.
12. Sisterhood Everlasting. I read this by accident, not knowing it was the adult sequel to the "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" series. I don't recommend it. Very dark.
13. Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother. Very quick and fascinating read.
14. Bringing up Bebe. About a new mom who raises her kids in France and learns a lot from the French style of parenting. Not sure I needed to know that much about French childrearing, but I enjoyed thinking about how it's different than American style early childhood education.
15. Water for Elephants. This is a crazy soap opera of a book that takes place on a Depression era circus. Weird.
People who were not worried about my safety
1. My Dad
2. My brothers
People who were very, very worried about my safety
1. My Mom
Finally, some thank yous
1. My Mom, who did endless post office trips for me, started thinking about rescue helicopters when the SPOT message didn't come through, and snuck a bag of Twizzlers into each resupply box.
2. Fairy Godmother Aunt Margaret, who managed resupplies for a month, while Mom was travelin'
3. Jay, Ginny, Emily, and Barrel Roll - for sharing thru hiker expertise, care packages, and even a bear canister.
4. Timmy C., Matthew, and Lindsay, for joining this adventure - the weeks with you all were the highlights of the trip!
4. And a very, very special thanks to Jutsin aka Lance-A-Lot, who originally planned to hike with me for 2 weeks, and instead came for 1100 miles. Justin: thank you for letting me listen to podcasts on your phone when I got cranky, for making campfires even when we weren't totally sure of the campfire regulations, and for always giving me for the first Shotblock.
| The man formerly known as Lance-a-Lot finds himself in strange environs: the Emeryville Ikea |
Lists have long helped me to organize my thoughts, and as such, I'm going to try to sum up the experience in a series of lists. Some might be silly. And a lot are going to be about food. Food consumed a lot of my thoughts over the last few months. Still does, frankly.
Gear MVPs
1. Marmot DriClime Windshirt. Lightweight and warm, great for hiking and great for camp. Heck, it's great for San Francisco.
2. Buff. It's a hat/headband/scarf/rag/
3. JetBoil Stove. Boils water in like 4 seconds.
4. Osprey Exos Packs - they're light, they hold all of our gear, and they are super comfortable. I'd wear mine to work if I could get away with it.
5. Sleeping pad (Jen) and trekking poles (Justin). Tie for the #5 spot. I voted for the RidegeRest sleeping pad, because it is so simple and durable. I've had mine since 2001, and it's still going strong. Great if you want to have lunch but the ground is super dusty or rocky. Great if you want to do a little yoga. Great if you want to sleep but everything is wet. Basically, it creates a little island of civilization wherever you unfurl it. Justin likes the poles because they took a lot of the weight off his knees, especially going down hills.
| The Marmot Windshirt, buff, and pack |
1. Salted Caramel
2. Vanilla
3. Mandarin Orange
Honorable Mention: Cliff Shot Razz
Best Ramen
1. Berkeley Bowl Tom Yam
2. Nothing else came close and we had deep regrets that we only discovered the Tom Yam in the last resupply, especially given the quantity of ramen we consumed over the previous four months.
Favorite Bakeries
1. Stehekin Bakery, in the North Cascades (MVP: orange twist)
2. Schat's Bakery, located in the Eastern Sierra in both Mammoth and Bishop (MVP: old fashioned donut)
| Stehekin Bakery Goodies |
Best Trail Towns
1. Bishop, CA - all around great town! Big enough to have all the resupply needs (grocery store, gear shop, pharmacy), small enough to be walkable, touristy enough to be charming (great coffee and lunch spots), remote enough to have a real community of locals. Bishop? I love Bishop. Great town.
2. Skykomish, WA. So, there's really nothing here: gas station, deli, hotel, post office, one restaurant. But charming as anything! Train runs right through town, and it's got that old west, big sky feeling. Skykomish sadly loses points because its one restaurant was unable to feed me anything vegetarian, even when I suggested such perennial vegetarian classics as a cheese sandwich.
3. Stehekin, WA. Not technically much of a town. But the deliciousness of its bakery makes up for any shortcomings.
4. Belden, CA. So, to be clear, we don't actually recommend this town. But it gets points for being the kookiest, weirdest place we stopped on the trail. We hiked right through a music festival with thumping bass and naked people. What??
| Bishop, CA |
| Skykomish, WA |
Best Resupply Stop
1. Kennedy Meadows. Not really a town - just a general store with a big front porch. But this is where we hung out for a few days, waiting for The Blister to heal and buying time before we met up with Matthew. The grill serves pretty epic food for being in an extremely remote location (veggie burgers with homemade bbq sauce and grilled pineapple, heck yes). Excellent place to take a bunch of zeroes. I would take my honeymoon here.
| Kennedy Meadows General Store. |
| Progression of The Blister, starting top left and going clockwise |
Favorite Trail Beverages
1. "The Milkshake" - Zuko powder from Chile (I took the Patagonia Venture leftovers), chia seeds, and a pinch of salt. You'll be real hydrated, real fast.
2. The lava field water source in Southern Washington. Only water we didn't filter all summer. That water was beautiful.
3. Hot chocolate with whiskey, particularly Fireball. "It really opens up the flavors and adds to the complexity." Yes, that is what Justin said about adding Fireball to Swiss Miss. The man is fancy.
Best Campfire
1. The first night it was really rainy in Washington and there were already five people in the campsite we'd picked out: bummer. But then they got a fire started so we could dry off everything and made us hot apple cider. Turns out it was the opposite of a bummer!
2. The one that was questionably legal in the High Sierra (no fires above 10,000 feet, and we were probably at 10,100 feet) but that got rid of all the mosquitoes.
3. The big one Justin made on the Cedar Creek side trail after our 30 mile day, where I burned the socks that had huge holes in them.
| Not a top 3 campfire, but a good one nonetheless |
Total Camp Shoes
1. Jazzy flip flops purchased in Mojave and hiker boxed in Kennedy Meadows
2. Mens camo crocs found in the hiker box in Kennedy Meadows, lost to the San Joaquin River in an ill-fated attempt to find some hot springs
3. Very uncomfortable slippers from Rite Aid in Mammoth, ditched them in Tahoe
4. Blue crocs (actual brand name: "Aaaah Comfort"), purchased in Tahoe, abandoned in Portland after a very unfortunate stepping-in-poop incident.
| Camp shoes 1: the blingiest of sandals |
My friend Jay, who has hiked both the PCT and the AT, told me to "get used to walking through things for long periods of time." Here are some things Justin and I walked through for long periods that we didn't really enjoy:
1. Windmill farms. Seems cool at the outset, by day 3 they have lost any charm or intrigue they once had.
2. Burn areas. No shade or views for hours.
3. Blown down trees. When your feet are killing you and your muscles are exhausted, the last thing you want is for the trail to turn into an obstacle course.
4. Overgrown trail. Wet bushes, prickly bushes, bushes that might be hiding a bear... in short, bushes that consume the trail = bad.
5. Rain. Nobody likes walking through rain.
6. Boulder fields. OW my feet!
| Windmills for days |
Best all around experience on the trail
1. Donner Ski Ranch (see Breakfast Sandwich's post from mid-August)
| This picture needs no caption |
Songs that we never skip, no matter what:
1. Cowboy Take Me Away (Dixie Chicks)
2. Wagon Wheel (Old Crow Medicine Show)
3. Take Me Home, Country Roads (John Denver, only song whose lyrics I know in entirety)
4. Timber (Ke$ha. The harmoica really just makes it)
5. 99 Problems (Jay-Z, the beat of this song was perfect for my walking cadence)
Best Campsites
1. Evolution Lake after Muir Pass in the High Sierra, where you can see the sun sink deep into the next valley
2. Cool rocky cavern between Kennedy Meadows and Horseshoe Meadows. It felt like a house!
3. High altitude camp by Selden Pass: got to hang out with tons of marmots the next morning!
4. Front country campsite where we stayed with Breakfast Sandwich. Despite our earnest efforts, we could not figure out how to pay for the site or for the firewood we used. Thanks, California State Park system!
| Evolution Lake |
| The Cavern |
| Morning marmot hang! |
Gear Unsung Heroes
1. Trowel. I don't believe I need to elaborate.
2. Garbage bags: I had one from a picnic at Wharton, Justin had one from Alaska Airlines. These humble trash bags kept us and our packs dry under numerous circumstances.
3. Sewing kit from my father. Used the scissors to trim Justin's mustache and the needle and thread to lance and stitch blisters, patch shoes, and repair rain pants.
4. Loksak brand dry bags, aka "valuables bags." Far sturdier than a ziplock bag, but virtually the same weight. These bags kept iphones, kindles, wallets, maps, and anything else of value dry. We each used one bag through the whole season, and they're still going strong (mine now holds pens on a bookshelf).
5. Jackery mobile battery charger. Kept our phones charged all summer long!
Books I read on the trail and their one-sentence reviews
1. One Bullet Away: The Making of a Marine Officer. Highly recommend!
2. A Visit from the Good Squad. Compelling, but a little disjointed.
3. Two Lifestyles, One Lifetime. The memoir of my favorite yoga instructor, Les Leventhal. I had no idea he used to be a meth-addicted porn star. But now I know all about it.
4. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings. A must-read.
5. The Donner Party: The Tragic Story of the Wild West's Most Notorious Journey. Only recommended if you are going over Donner Pass and are curious.
6. Lone Wolf. I recommend this only if you are a teenaged wolf enthusiast (Breakfast Sandwich, that means you).
7. Behind the Beautiful Forevers. My favorite book of the summer
8. Unorthodox. Interesting memoir of a girl who grew up in - and ultimately ran from - an Hasidic community in Brooklyn.
9. The Goldfinch. I found this book to be a real page-turner, but ultimately disappointing. Get it together, Theo.
10. Bossypants. The best part is when Tina Fey details her decision to play Sarah Palin on SNL. Such fond memories of 2008.
11. The Trail Life: How I Loved It, Hated It, and Learned From It. Memoir of some PCT hikers. Fun to read about others' experience on the same trail, though stressful when they talked about conquering the Sierra in 8 days.
12. Sisterhood Everlasting. I read this by accident, not knowing it was the adult sequel to the "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" series. I don't recommend it. Very dark.
13. Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother. Very quick and fascinating read.
14. Bringing up Bebe. About a new mom who raises her kids in France and learns a lot from the French style of parenting. Not sure I needed to know that much about French childrearing, but I enjoyed thinking about how it's different than American style early childhood education.
15. Water for Elephants. This is a crazy soap opera of a book that takes place on a Depression era circus. Weird.
People who were not worried about my safety
1. My Dad
2. My brothers
| Does it look like this man worries? |
People who were very, very worried about my safety
1. My Mom
| She worries. A lot. |
Finally, some thank yous
1. My Mom, who did endless post office trips for me, started thinking about rescue helicopters when the SPOT message didn't come through, and snuck a bag of Twizzlers into each resupply box.
2. Fairy Godmother Aunt Margaret, who managed resupplies for a month, while Mom was travelin'
3. Jay, Ginny, Emily, and Barrel Roll - for sharing thru hiker expertise, care packages, and even a bear canister.
4. Timmy C., Matthew, and Lindsay, for joining this adventure - the weeks with you all were the highlights of the trip!
4. And a very, very special thanks to Jutsin aka Lance-A-Lot, who originally planned to hike with me for 2 weeks, and instead came for 1100 miles. Justin: thank you for letting me listen to podcasts on your phone when I got cranky, for making campfires even when we weren't totally sure of the campfire regulations, and for always giving me for the first Shotblock.
| I'm not sure why I picked this as the summary picture of the trip, but it feels right. THANK YOU to everyone who made this big adventure possible!! |








































